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Writer's Block: James Cameron’s AVATAR

  • Dec. 18th, 2009 at 10:22 AM
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James Cameron’s AVATAR is in theaters today. What about this movie interests you the most?

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Absolutely nothing. The movie looks awful. What really irritates me is all the hype surrounding it, and how Avatar has been sponsoring these retarded "writer's blocks" just so they can pop this big question on us about the movie.
CGI looks awful. Stupid, overdone plot. Omg its by James Cameron? Thanks for telling me, I knew that the first time around. Unfortunately I do not care.
I'm really just sick to death of hearing about this movie. It's going to be bad. And sponsoring "writer's block" (which usually has dumb questions anyway) is a lazy way to get a couple people's opinion.
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What one film do you think everyone should see?

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Definitely NOT Avatar. That movie looks like a steaming pile of shit :)

Writer's Block: Theme Dining

  • Aug. 15th, 2009 at 11:25 AM
girl interrupted

If you were to open your own theme restaurant, what would the theme be and how would you express it to the customers?


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It would be centered entirely around green apples. We sell green apples of all shapes and sizes. Everyone is dressed in a green apple suit. they look like assholes. chilled, sliced green apple for appetizers, green apple cored and filled with cheese cubes and salami/tofu for an entree, and more sliced green apples drizzled with sugar free caramel or chocolate syrup for dessert.
There are pictures of green apples on the wall, and scattered in the rooms and atop tables.

Also, randomly, we sell chocolate-marshmallow flavored soda. Diet. no calories.

One of the chefs is really good at carving green apples into shapes, and can make a very realistic penis. It's grand, very grand, I tell you.

When I was little I dreamed this up. wtf? minus the p33n0r part.